Wednesday, June 25, 2008
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Monday, June 16, 2008
Due to torrential rainstorms this game was cancelled - so really we won!!
The game has been rescheduled to take place on August 13th.
Stay tuned!
~Coach Princess~
The litmus test has been passed – don’t let the score fool you. We, my friends, have a true-blue softball team.
Yes, we suffered the shame of a shut-out. We struggled mightily, fought valiantly, and came up a tad short. But we are true Lomites, and as such, are all quite learning agile – indeed we boast LFE certifiers on our team, not just certifieds (although we have those too, in more ways than one…).
For instance, we learned:
If someone has a bit of a history with the ump, they should probably not be played anywhere in the infield, and certainly not at first base. The post-game analysis, held at P.T., one of
And we learned about the harmfulness of overuse of Competency 10:
The ump displayed the devastating effects of Compassion overuse by invoking the mercy rule mid-inning. Our invaluable learning experience was cut short by this compassionate move, robbing us of infinite learning opportunities.
But mixed in among the opportunities to showcase our learning agility, there were some brilliant displays of athleticism. A perfect slide into second (the only improvement possible is if said runner had been wearing pants - but don't worry, he's tough, and none of the blood stained his socks) was a perfect rallying point mid-game. And a controversial called out at first provided another opportunity for team-building as the entire team came together to voice their displeasure, and banded together in the face of adversity.
And with the recent trade between Lominger and LDS, we have made the invaluable acquisition of Joe Mauer’s twin separated at birth (well, triplet really, but that’s a different story). Joe was a bit selfish in the womb and got all the size and jock-ish genes, but our tiny, sweet and unassuming catcher just so happens to be softball powerhouse, and her marriage to Justin Morneau’s outfield-playing cousin means that once our bats light up, we will be downright unstoppable – as long as most of the plays go to centerfield or pop up behind home.
All in all, it was a gem of a defeat. We stood tall in the field (except when we were in our crouched-and-ready-to-spring-into-action stances), and heart was put into every play. As the next generation watched, eager to cheer us on, we showed them how to lay the groundwork for the finest display of learning agility ever to be seen on a softball field.
Here’s to next week! And maybe the next generation won’t be in attendance, just in case we’re not quite as learning-agile as we thought.
Oh, and for all the post-game analysts for this game….don’t forget, tonight’s the night we see who’s taking the business development trip to
The score? Oh...well, if you must know.... 14-0.
Sunday, June 1, 2008
As seen in the St Louis Park Daily Gazette
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Game #3
Notable quotes:
(from our first baseman) "I'm here, ready to play…except I forgot my mitt and cleats…"
(speaking to the other team's first baseman) "Hey, at least I made it to first this time…I'm so glad you missed that catch"
"I'm getting too old for this
"Note to self, remember to put the first-aid kit in the bag for the next time) (As we see the blood seeping through his sock from a slide home)
The best quotes coming from our sub center fielder:
(speaking to right center) "What do you mean go deep?"
"I don't know how to throw" (as she throws under handed to the cut-off)
(speaking to the other team's pitcher from the batter's box) "are you trying to kill me? I'm not on your team you know"
"I can't be hittin' my face, it's the weekend soon" (as she ignores a hit in the air)
Here are my final thoughts:
It was a respectable loss and the best we've played. While our bats were light, we were able to have plenty of 1,2,3 innings and hold them at the bases…one bad inning thus the score, but overall well done. We're working out the kinks. Very proud of the team.
Here are some numbers even Kate Sterner would be proud of!!!
Leadership Machine | That Other Team | Loss Margin in points | % of change | ||
Game 1 | 6 | 28 | (22) | ||
Game 2 | 4 | 21 | (17) | 23% | |
Game 3 | 4 | 11 | (7) | 59% | |
Total | 14 | 60 | (46) | 68% | |
From Game 2 to Game 3 - Loss margin % decreased 59% | |||||
From Game 1 to Game 3 - Overall loss margin % decreased by 68% |
- Team Manager
Game #2 vs. Bunny's- The delayed response
All right, it has been 2 weeks since our second outing so I'll keep this brief. We played like champs and had fun! Sadly, the other team played like All Stars and we lost by a few runs. Don't ask me for an exact score, I can barely remember my own street address. Although I was not at the first game, cap'n says we definitely improved! Sweet! We WILL win a game this season, so says I. One suggestion, if I might. While cap'n says pumps are the appropriate footwear for softball, I cannot help but wonder if we would not run better in cleats. Just my 2 cents.
Onward and upward!
-Fez
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
The Leadership Machine takes the field
The Leadership Machine takes the field
Or did it?
The day,
Our team consists of some diehard-loud mouth-smack talking-pre Madonna’s, none of which I could possibly identify with. We strutted our stuff on to the field looking pretty, as Christian Siriano would say- “Fierce.” Our shirts as white the Fruit of the Looms your grandpa wears, our attitude as positive as a 5 year old on his first day of kindergarten. We were going to win our first game and if we didn’t we were going to have one heck of a feedback session for our opponents.
Let’s quick do a run through of our competition. Park Tavern Rounders is the team- ex college jocks was their theme! The women had more testosterone then our whole team combined, the men- well lets just say they were manly men.
We were the home team, oh wait was it a
“Love it?”
We take the field. A chant comes over the crowd- Three up…Three down….three up….three down. Apparently this was easier to believe before the bottom of the first inning began. One…two…three…four…twelve runs in. Twelve up…twelve in…long enough for me to take a little disco nap and revive my spirit fingers.
We make it back in for the second inning. By the grace of one generous ump, he let us continue our royal beating. Oh, but friends we are just getting started. Next three batters up and by this time we are some Fierce Tranny messes ready to ZaZa Gabor this team!
A valiant effort was made by all; but the Leadership Machines fell short of chanting “We Are the Champions” by a Career Ambition to Innovation Management loss. (You’ll have to know our competencies to figure out the score).
Written by "George Clooney"